My 27th birthday in Boracay is the best I had so far (i told the same thing last year) but no, this is really the best. It's a much needed break from work and I missed the beach so bad. Can't wait for Bohol this summer.
Now on to my picture blog pls.. :)
What I
LOVED about this trip and the little stories in between:
This is my first Asian Spirit flight, I almost backed out. The plane was small and looks old and the ride was bumpy because of the bad weather. Good thing the weather's nice en route to Manila (I slept the whole time).
Well "Hello" sunshine in lumot-free Bora, aylavet! We should really visit the island during off peak months (June-October).

I finally got a tan. ;p
(I didn't enjoyed the beach when I was here the first time 2 yrs ago).

The highlight: Parasailing!!!! Incredible experience @ Php1,200/head.
"The Scam": See the guy behind the tricycle driver? Siya si Mang Jovert (i call him Mang Jah-Vert with emphasis on the H and V), our tour guide for Puka Beach-Mt.Luho-ATV tour. He approached me while having coffee the first morning offering activities, I told him I'm only interested in going to Puka Beach and Mt. Luho while riding the ATV.He told me it's possible and offered P800/head for the tour, I was able to haggle for P500. I also mentioned that I don't plan driving an ATV and asked if I can ride with my cousin and he said OK. Good deal, I thought..we'll be able to hit three birds with one stone. We we're approached by other tour guides offering the same with additional perks such as free snorkling gears for us 4, another guide even offered to help us cook our luch just in case we decided to have lunch in Puka. But we chose Kuya Jahvert over the others, after all he was the one who offered such package and out of respect na rin since he seemed nice. We agreed to meet him the following morning at 9Am for the half day tour, we're all excited.But then something came up...
Going to the ATV rental we will first take a tricycle which accdg to him would cost P100, he approached a driver and told us the chartered tricycle costs P200 since they'll be waiting for us the whole tour. Medyo tumaas na boses ko, told Mang Jovert we agreed for P100 so we should look for a tricycle who's willing to drive us for the said amount. He told us that the fare daw has changed na and he's not aware of it. I was able to haggle for P125 (see how good I am with that?) then we're off..
We stopped by an ATV rental which our guide told us has the newest ATV's. He talked to the person in charge in their dialect asking for the rate I guess. BUT the guy told our guide we should rent separately and that back riding is no longer allowed. This time mataas na talaga boses ko. Tinalakan ko talaga ng bonggang-bongga tour guide namin! Walang nasunod sa mga napagkasunduan namin before we went ahead of the tour. I was very dissappointed, walang kibo mga kasama ko. I was telling Te (in gay lingo para di obvious) na feeling ko plan nya talaga na gawin yun and that he thought we might agree pag nandun na kami. I ordered Mang Jahvert to take us to another ATV rental and that he should find a way para makahanap ng ATV na gaya ng usapan namin. We stopped by another place but then ganun din, di daw pwede. We cancelled the ATV/Mt.Luho tour and just asked the driver to take us to Puka Beach nlang. None of us talk to Mang Jahvert during the ride. I was furious.When we stopped by Puka Beach, I saw this
.I sensed something's amiss. I asked our guide to take me to the area where there's a joined pieces of wood good for phot op, he seemed clueless! He asked me where I saw those wood, told him it's not important and that he just take me there. He said he haven't seen such thing, WTF!
I was referring to this
. It's nowhere in sight. :( I felt he got us on the wrong island, but my cousin M told me that's wher she went last year. Sabi ng guide tinangay daw ni Milenyo yung kahoy na yun (he has an idea!). Ang ending, walk out nlang kami, umuwing luhaan. Hehehe. (Atleast may babalikan pako sa Bora, say next year? ;) )

"The Paraiso Grill Encounter": Where we had our last dinner, the food is pricey and they cook bad (we ordered a Lobster @ Php990 (that's just one piece) only to be over-grilled, ha!). Our total bill was Php 2,400 (we're just 4 lang ha). My cousin M noticed that they add additional 12% VAT on our bill so here goes a pretty familiar scene:
M: (talking to the waitress) "Miss, bakit di nakasama ang VAT sa menu price nyo? Bawal sa DTI yan ah. Nasaan ang supervisor mo?"
Supervisor: (after some explanations made this remark) "Di po kasi namin alam ang batas na yan ng DTI."
M: "Ignorance of the law excuses no one!"
Me: (talking to Butets) "In other words?"
B: "Ignorantia legis non excusat!"
M: "Talk to my lawyer."
B: (inom bigla ng San Mig Light)
Supervisor: "Sige ma'am, bawas nyo nlang po sa babayaran nyo yung VAT. Pasensya na po."
Bwahahaha! I'm definitely coming back for more. :o)