MRT Scene Stealer No.1: HOT Chick

Here's a funny incident that happened to me this morning while riding the MRT. As expected during rush hour, we were like hundred sardines packed inside the train. As we were approaching Boni station, I heard this "conversation" between a girl (Girl 1) about 28 years of age, slim and pretty and a lady (Girl 2) in mid-thirty's whose on the heavy side...

Girl 1: "Sabi ko nang umayos ka eh. Ano bang gusto mong mangyari?!" (yelling)
Girl 2: "Ano bang problema mo?" (softer tone)
G1: "Ah di mo na natatandaan ginawa mo?! Mag-Memory Plus ka nga!"
(Me: smiling and thinks: "Uy, may advertisement pa!")
G2: "Wala akong ginagawa sayo. Wala kang galang."
G1: "Anong wala'ng ginagawa?! Eh halos daganan mo nako kanina. Buong katawan mo halos pabuhat mo na sakin. Ang laki-laki mo pa naman! At talagang di kita igagalang kasi ikaw ang nauna!"
G2: "Natutulak lang din ako. Di ako dumadagan sayo."
G1: "Nananadya ka! Nagpaparinig ka pa! Anong gusto mong mangyari?! Akala mo di kita papatulan?!"
G2: "Tumahimik ka na, pinagtitinginan ka na ng tao."
G1: "Wala akong pakialam sa kanila. Ikaw ang manahimik LUMBA-LUMBA ka!"
G2: "Wag kang ganyan magsalita, di lang ako mataba dito. Nakakasakit ka na."
G1: "Sayo lang ako nakatingin, ikaw ang lumba-lumba! Balyena!"
Somebody: "Shhhh... tama na yan!"
A girl infront of me: "Grabe naman yan, ang sakit magsalita!" She's a little heavy also.
Me: Smiling. :)
G1: "Tumigil kayo! Di nyo alam nangyayari! Wag kayong makialam"
G2: "Tumigil ka na, maganda ka na. Ikaw na ang tama."
G1: "Oo, tama talaga ako! At di hamak na mas nasa ayos kesa sayo!"
G2: "Di mo ko kilala."
G1: "Ako rin di mo ko kilala! Gusto mong magpakilala ko sayo? Ha? Ha? Ngayon nakita mo na di ka uubra sakin!"
G2: "Di kita papatulan."
G1: "Eto hinahanap mo. Kanina pako nagtitimpi sayo!
MRT Driver: "Approaching Ayala Station, approaching Ayala station."
G1: "Makababa na nga dito. Baka mapatulan ko pa yung babaeng mataba na maraming sakit!"
G2: " Oo, bumaba ka na bastos ka."
G1: "Di ako bastos, di ako kasing taba mo. Atleast ako sexy!" then off she went..
Girl 3 talking to her friend: "Ano ba yan, kahapon din may ganyang eksena."

Wahahahahah.. Add this to memories. :)

A test of faith and courage.

Trying times.. May God be with me as I go through all these. WAAAHHHHH. :(

Just as I'm writing this post, I received a text msge that says:
" God said, "If you never felt pain, how sould you know I'm a healer? If you never felt sadness, how would you know I'm a comforter?
Child, if life is perfect.. would you still know Me?"

Answered Prayer

God really hears and listens. It's been raining for almost three days now. Ms. Maynilad must be smiling nowadays. Finally we can take an extra minutes more in the shower. Yahoo. :)
Thanks Chedeng. Thank you Lord.
Now what is this I'm hearing that jeepney fare will rise from 7 to 10 pesos?!
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Edit: Funny but Cardinal Rosales has actually asked devotees to stop asking for rain because of the continuous downpour.

Red Alert

It's very alarming. Months ago I was surprised to know that cactus can now survive in Paris. Here in the Philippines it hasn't been raining when it's supposed to be rainy season now. August of last year we've had six typhoons already, there hasn't been any typhoon this year and according to PAGASA they are not expecting any typhoon for the whole month of August. Water dams are all approaching critical level, in fact a dam in Pangasinan has closed down, one of the biggest in Asia. There was a hailstorm in Baguio, a tornado in Baliuag/Pampanga, Meralco and Maynilad are charging higher and has cut down their supply for electricity and water..and now I've been receiving text messages asking for prayers for RAIN!

Oh.My.God.

Is it still a wonderful world for my Vito? :(